Hen House Party
 
From the Pens of The House of Triple D

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Doc_dyr
Blind_poet
Tinyteddy
Dongrammer
Rawland
Creativity5363


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There's a party in the hen house
3 triple D's and one Bonnie mouse
But the drunken rooster
Needs a bigger booster
Or needs to lay off of the sauce

The rooster got drunk, it didn't take long
But I want to know where they hid that song
It wasn't me nor sweet Dennie
Nor Doc nor even sweet Bonnie
Someone has done sweet Doreen wrong

Thank God it's barnyard boogie time
We can sings songs that have lewd rhyme
We can drink our fill at least
Until it's time to feast
A boogie woogie time sublime

Off to the next laugh
Need to look at the graph
Tango in heaven
It is in seven
Now go and feed the calf

Too loud! What is going on?
Oh, yeh, we're on Golden Pond
And I'm too old to remember how
When, or where, or Now
I'm sure in the morning, on me, it'll dawn

If I knew what I was doing, I'd be dangerous
Giving a heart that will be contankerous
Wanting to sleep
Having a peep
Knowing that all is Absonous

Where'd they hide that song
Playing tricks on me is wrong
Too many D's had me confused
Laughing at me I was abused
Yes it took me too long

Shame shame Triple D game
It is all about the fame
Give em some Beer
They will cheer
Watch them defeat shame

Na Na, can't get me I'm a Triple D
Ha Ha yes I can I am number three
It won't be that hard
Just give me a card
And remember what ya can see

Is that ok for you
Don't give up and be blue
Take that frown
Turn it upside down
And join this funny crew

Triple D Dory is missing
She has fallen behind in the hissing
Wonder what to do
She finally found her shoe
Now her and Don are a kissing

What about Creativity
Tryin' to stay out of negativity
Tis not so easy
I'm feelin' so queasy
Waitin' for all the festivity

The power of Triple D
They are as strong as can be
Watch what they do
They will confuse you
Doc, Dory, and me

It is time again friend
No need for such a bend
When you fall
We'll pick up the ball
Once again on the mend

Who said we couldn't be nice
If being nice is a slice
I want the biggest piece
And I'll even say please
For the biggest slice would barely suffice

Dory
Doc
Bonnie
Me
Line 'em up and whadda ya' see
Hand in hand
It's the Triple D band
Just lettin' them limericks bounce free

Now Bonnie's behind so along came Dennie
Scratchin' lottery limericks with a ten cent penny
Well don'tcha know
They got sixty in a row
You can collect your millions.....

but there isn't any

...have a millon laughs instead
Time to tuck you into bed
I know ya don't want
Just change the font
It is rollin' around in my head

Now let me say we were havin' fun
Don't take my words with a pun
It was long
And wasn't wrong
Now we are surely quite done!

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Doreen, Dory, Dennie, Don, Bonnie, Rawland

By Creativity5363

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